Friday, October 10, 2008
Video: KATIE HOLMES SINGS
"This week on her TV show 'Katie and Peter: The Next Chapter', Katie Price stripped down to almost nothing moments before getting breast implants for the fifth time."
All-time Cameltoe Record
An Interview with McCain and Obama (In the Year 2012) | Cracked.com
6 Horrible Lessons Hollywood Loves to Teach Kids | Cracked.com
German pop star marries a pineapple
Les Actrices Françaises Nues à l'Ecran (The French Cinema Nudity blog) is updated.
Spice Girl Melanie Brown is Back in Her Lingerie for Ultimo Ad Campaign
Charlize Theron Bikini Pictures
Russian Winter Nights
Gosh, it looks so cheerful!
Thursday, October 09, 2008
"In Which We Attempt to Decipher Brad Pitt's Picture of Angelina Jolie Breastfeeding"
Late Night Political Jokes Updated
"People looking into Barack Obama's campaign contributions say that Obama may have received $3.3 million from abroad. Yeah. It turns out that broad is Oprah Winfrey." --Conan O'Brien"Time magazine says that the winner of the presidential election in Florida will be determined by voters under the age of 30. In case you're wondering, the Florida voters under 30 are named Kyle and Stacy." --Conan O'Brien
"And the only really new proposal last night came from John McCain. McCain proposed buying up bad homeowner mortgages. Not to save the middle class. You know McCain, he just likes buying houses." --Jay Leno
"McCain was on stage with a hand mike, and I don't want to say anything because, look at me. But it was a little sad. He's got the hand mike there, and you could tell he was confused when he started singing 'Sweet Caroline.'" --David Letterman
"Tonight's presidential debate was actually what they called town hall style, which means instead of ignoring the moderator's questions, the candidates can ignore the voters directly. No, it's a town hall format, which is John McCain's favorite way to speak to crowds, as opposed to Barack Obama's favorite way, a sermon on the mount." --Jay Leno
"In Boca Raton, Florida, yesterday, a woman who looked like Sarah Palin caused a near riot when she walked into a diner for breakfast. And after a minute or two, people finally realized it wasn't her when she started answering questions." --Jay Leno
"In fact, John McCain says his wife's cookies are so soft, he can eat them without even putting his teeth in. Well, you see, with all of the excitement of the election, it's easy to forget about President President Bush, because next year, he'll be unemployed and he'll be at that awkward age -- too young to retire, yet too old to decimate another nation's economy." --Jay Leno
"You think President Bush even understands what's going on? Like, today, they asked about the credit crunch, he said it was his favorite candy bar." --Jay Leno
"President Bush gave a speech today about the economy. And he said he believes, this is his quote. He said, 'Anyone who makes bad decisions should fail.' That's what he said, yeah. Yeah, then Bush looked around the room and said, 'Hey, why did it get so quiet in here?'" --Conan O'Brien
David Letterman's Top Ten Signs You're Watching a Bad Presidential Debate
- 10. It's a town hall debate, but the town is in a mountainous region of Pakistan.
- 9. Tom Brokaw leaves early to catch 9:15 showing of "Beverly Hills Chihuahua."
- 8. Topics fall into the categories "Domestic policy," "Foreign policy," and "Burt Reynolds films of the '70s."
- 7. Keep arguing about who has more friends on Facebook.
- 6. Candidate says, "Why you hatin'?" Other responds, "Why you buggin'?"
- 5. It's covered by CBS, NBC, ABC, and the Howard 100 News team.
- 4. Candidates ignore questions and gossip about which Senate pages are sluts.
- 3. The yodeling competition.
- 2. Disproportionate amount of questions about "The Hills."
- 1. It's 90 minutes of folksy phrases and winking
"And now she's going crazy, Sarah Palin, she is ready to go, she is saying now, the heels are on, and the gloves are off. And that's the kind of thing that used to cost Eliot Spitzer a thousand bucks." --David Letterman
"Big announcement today. John McCain's campaign, I don't know if you heard this, has closed their offices in Michigan, and they say they won't try to compete for votes there. That's the latest. Yeah, apparently, this is part of McCain's strategy to try to win votes only in the original 13 colonies. Focus on your strengths. He's going to campaign by horseback" --Conan O'Brien
The Letterman Monologue, 10.8
The Onion Historical Archives: 1783
"I Cannot Help That Women Are Oft Attracted To A Successful Pamphleteer," by Thomas Paine
HEF TALKS ABOUT HOLLY, GND
"... this does present an opportunity to post the first naked pictures of his new twin girlfriends, candids taken at the mansion. They’re not super beautiful, but Hef is 82 and he's sticking it to 19-year-old twins. Here’s a complete list of people cooler than Hugh Hefner:"
- Batman
Madonna rants (video)
"At her concert last night in New York City, Madonna said she would kick Sarah Palins ass if she didn't, "get off my street". Whatever the hell that means. Madonna owns the street now, I guess. She did this of course because she thinks Sarah Palin's beliefs are ridiculous. Keep in mind that Madonna wears a magic piece of red sting on her wrist to ward off evil spirits, and she believes in spells that can manipulate the laws of nature. I don't know exactly what Sarah Palin is into, but I'll bet you dollars to donuts it's no dumber than wizardry and enchanted yarn."
George Costanza's Top 10 Ladies
(corrected link) Some other porno dudes beat Larry Flynt to the punch on Palin Porn
ROTTEN TOMATOES: Movies Opening This Week
- Body of Lies: Big director, big stars, 2500 theaters, but only 52% positive reviews for this CIA thriller.
- Express: 75% positive reviews, 2700 theaters for this football drama.
- Quarantine: 2300 theaters, no reviews yet for this horror remake.
- City of Ember: 2000 theaters, no reviews yet for a family fantasy film.
- The Dutchess: 1100 theaters, 60% positive reviews for this Keira Knightley movie which looks like every other Keira Knightley movie. (Hint: corset, silly hair)
The Weekend Warrior offers some box office analysis for Oct. 10 - 12
He thinks the new Ridley Scott movie will take #1. No surprise there. It stars Russell Crowe and DiCaprio.#3 is likely to go to Express, the emotional story of Ernie Davis, a great college football player who died between the Heisman and his first NFL snap.
Sneaking in around the #5 slot: Quarantine, a remake of a Spanish horror movie.
The kiddie adventure, City of Ember, is not expected to perform well amd will struggle to make the #7 spot.
Meet Noah McCullough 13-Year-Old Prodigy on Presidential Trivia
How to save Knight Rider from itself
This is one tough mouse.
"Alleged Des Moines burglar challenges victim to fight; winner takes all."
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Worries After 30 Lesbians Impregnated by the Same Man
Isn't this the plot of "She Hate Me"?
"A woman in Washington state says her cast-iron stove shot her in the leg."
Palin-themed headline o' of the day: "Frisky moose picks unlikely partner"
10 Unintentionally Funny Romance Novel Covers
"Michael Jackson and his three kids walked in the back door of an LA comic book store wearing masks and gloves."
Now I know who robbed me when I worked for 7-Eleven
A bald Darth Vader recites the alphabet ominously
The 11 Most Awkward Moments Imaginable | Cracked.com Photoshops
The Onion's Historical Archives: 1783. The World's Tallest Man Towers At Nearly Five Feet And Eleven Inches
"From the honest and sworn Captain of the barque Scylla, freshly return'd from the Baltic: News of the Existence of a modern Longshanks, a veritable GIANT before whom many tremble."
Movie Posters - Collection #4
The planet Mercury as photographed two days ago.
(And never seen in this detail before.)
Wednesday, October 08, 2008
Trailer makes the film looks awful. It looks like a parody of 1970s art films. Unfortunately, it is meant to be taken seriously. However - Irene Jacob is naked.We've heard that Jacob has some very explicit scenes in this film. One Italian reviewer said that there is a close-up of her coochie. Wikipedia's summary says "Mainstream French actress Irène Jacob takes part in two graphic sex scenes: one genuine cunnilingus with a close-up of her genitals, the other an explicit on-screen male masturbation, performed to her young Italian co-star Elio Germano, showing his full erect penis."
The ENQUIRER says, "JAMIE LYNN SPEARS PREGNANT AGAIN!"
She just gave birth three months ago. She's 17.
Partisan politics at its dumbest ever.
This blog attacks Newsweek for NOT photoshopping Sarah Palin's picture. I kid you not. Her terminology is that they ran a "purposefully unretouched" photo!I find two other problems with her logic. First, I think Palin looks just fine in that cover picture. Second, Palin is not supposed to be phony. She's supposed to be real. That's her charm, isn't it?
Besides, she isn't that hot to begin with. She's just the best looking woman ever to enter the arena of national politics. Big deal. That means she's more attractive than Hillary and Geraldine Ferraro, which is true of pretty much every human being on the planet since Andre the Giant died.
A Sex-Starved Nation Turns To "Sexiest Woman Alive" Halle Berry For Emergency Relief
Hef's New Twins's Turn-Ons Include Appearing on "The Girls Next Door"
Katy Perry shows off some brobdingnagian cleavage.
RAISING THE BAR'S NATALIE CIGLIUTI IS HOT
"A woman was arrested after she kicked in the door of her ex-partner's home, then kicked him, in a dispute over custody of a possum."
Headline o' the day: "Man Whose Girlfriend Was Stuck to Toilet Wins Lottery Jackpot Twice"
"February of this year McFarren called authorities seeking help for his girlfriend. When they arrived at his home, they found her stuck to the toilet. They think she had sat there for about a month. McFarren told police that she had been in the bathroom for about two years, and that he brought her food and water daily. He said he repeatedly asked her to come out, but her reply was usually, 'maybe tomorrow.'"
Lingerie Football now has a League (video)
Va. man fined for smuggling walrus penis
"The trade in marine mammal parts is strictly regulated and the sale or transfer of any marine mammal parts is usually limited to Alaska Natives, according to the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service."That means Sarah Palin is the only one of the four major candidates who can truthfully promise every American a walrus penis.
5 Bizarre Ways the Weather Can Kill You Without Warning | Cracked.com
15 (Worthless) Things We Learned from the Town Hall Debate | Cracked.com
10 Best Product Placements in Movies
Mystery Of That Missing SNL Bailout Skit Solved: NBC.com Took It Down For Legal Reasons; Has Put Up Edited Version Today
Paris Hilton For President Campaign Continues With New Video Co-Starring Martin Sheen
Nick Nolte's home catches fire, suffers $1.5 million in damages
Reports are that authorities found Nolte disheveled, incoherent, reeking of smoke and coughing his lungs out.Of course he was in Missouri at the time.
Lindsay Lohan's Breasts are Huge, and On Display
(Through her blouse, in about 70 pics!)
